If I was in the circus, who would I like to be and why?

If I was in the circus I would be probably the acrobat because you get to swing on high up ropes and do awesome stunts and tricks do tricks on trampolines and more like walking on a tight rope high up.
Also it would be the best fun because just being some simple juggling clown would be a fully boring to me. Although it would be very hard to train to be an acrobat because you would have to be insanely strong, flexible and have great balance. The pay would be rubbish as well so I would never be a circus acrobat in real life because I don't even like circuses because they are loud and boring to me. If I had to pick another circus act it would probably be the lion tamer because it is still not as boring as a juggling clown but it would be very scary unless your a trainer that does it through the cage. But doing things like sticking your head in a lions mouth or something like that would be scary but still be better than being bored by being a clown (I hate clowns their annoying).

If you could be any type of sandwich what would you be and why?

I would be a bacon and avocado sandwich with everything literally with bacon lots of bacon with extra bacon with ham as well with tomato, cucumber salt and pepper, tuna, lettuce in a long French Stick because that my favourite bread with bbq and mayo sauce with lots of onions and every salad thing you could think of because I love every food apart from peas their disgusting the only part I would not like about being a sandwich because of other people eating me because I want to eat my self. If someone was to eat me it would have to be me because if I ate myself in would go back into me because I am the sandwich eating the sandwich so if I took a bite then it would go back into the middle of my sandwich belly so I could eat it again it would be unlimited sandwich and it would be awesome until I got eaten. Yum.